TL;DR
An NFT-obsessed man has no emotional energy left for infidelity — it all goes to JPEGs.
Having spent all his money on worthless NFTs, he literally cannot afford to cheat.
His delusional diamond-hands loyalty to monkey PFPs means he will never let go of you either.
Why Marrying an NFT-Obsessed Man Might Actually Make Sense
He has pledged his entire emotional bandwidth to stupid JPEGs. There is simply no leftover energy to chase other women. Dating him is essentially dating a monk who worships pixel art.
No Budget for Infidelity
He already blew his entire net worth on NFTs now worth approximately zero dollars. Bankruptcy acts as a kind of forced financial fidelity — and honestly, that counts as loyalty.
Diamond Hands = Unbreakable Loyalty
Even as 99.69% of the world laughs and calls NFTs a scam, he is still clutching his monkey JPEG with diamond hands. That level of delusional commitment means he will never let go of you either.
Too Busy for Trouble
He spends every waking hour in crypto group chats — known as “carbal” chats — plotting world domination through crypto art with his online bros. Zero time or energy for outside social lives or suspicious behavior.
The NFT Collector Ego is Actually Useful
He calls himself a “Collector” and is fully absorbed in his own self-image as a visionary pioneer. He has no need to seek validation or attention from other women — the delusion is self-sustaining.
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